letmetouchyourbeard: When are the ghosts going to appear? Reblogging for Jared Leto. YUM.
So we almost got fucked tonight.
It was me, Dylan and Greg and we were headed to a show at the UNM dorms. We were lost as fuck so we called one of the bands to give us directions. We encountered that fucked up 5 way intersection at Girard and Lomas and Dylan totally turned left into oncoming traffic and the cross walk which was full of people. Just our luck, there was a cop right there. So we got pulled over and this cop...
I HATE BEING A GIRL.
Because all of my friends are dudes and when they’re like “hey you guys wanna just crash at my place?” I’m over here like “oh yeah, let me just text my mom and tell her I’m gonna crash with 6 dudes and make them pancakes in the morning.” Yeah fucking right. UGH.
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. ^
Is it bad that I get super butt hurt when I reblog...
the shortest scary story ever.
Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.
I'm having such a bad fucking pms night.
Fuck being a woman. I think I am going to eat chocolate and cry now.
”There’s plenty of fish in the sea”
This is when you know you've found someone...
Me: There aren't any parking spots on the left! I only like to park on the left.
Truman: I can't turn left.
Me: Was that a Zoolander reference??
Truman: Yes it was! Very good!
*later on inside the store*
Me: I thought that skirt was cute until I saw that it is a size 18...
Truman: Are you making a parachute?
Me: Shallow Hal!
Truman: I love how you always get my movie references.