March 2011
February 2011
mnnm1112 asked: Soooo, you're supposed to drink this thing called water a lot, like everyday, I guess? But I don't, so I woke up this morning throwing up almost every 10 minutes, so I went to Urgent Care and got 2 liters of the fucking coldest water on this planet pumped into my arm and took blood tests. It was lame.
I'm digging the film quotes today...
“You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 lbs in about 8 minutes. That means that a single big could cost you 2 lbs of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression as greedy as a pig.”
Best monologue EVER.
“It’s shite being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low! The scum of the fucking earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization! Some people hate the English, I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by...
Beavis and Butthead Are Smarter Than You Think... →
being a person is getting too complicated
time to be a cat.
People always say "Life is too short". Relative to...
Sea turtles?
When i'm on my period.
thisisoursongx:
Realizing I have it;
Getting cramps;
Someone pisses me off;
Someone tells me a joke;
I’m sitting in class all;
I’m craving food all;
My parents tell me to do something;
Going to bed;
Waking up, and seeing blood in my underwear;
Realizing it’s finally over;
Realizing It’s coming back in a month;
A new study has found that children who spend more...
HEY TUMBLR, WE’RE ALL SCREWED.
Fuck The Future
toothpaste:
Seriously… no one understands why I love old technology and old pop culture… everything was 100000x better!!!
Good job waiting till the last minute...
This is what I have to do:
Story for English about Vietnam
Chapter outline for Italiano
Molecular and empirical formulas for Chemistry
Prolly something for Geometry. I dunno. I never pay attention in that class
So yeah… and here I am, sitting on tumblr. Get your ass to work, Katrina!!
That awkward moment when you're playing with your...
rahrahng:
Everyone’s looking at you like
And you’re just like
I am ready to run away to Europe
because I am a weak individual and I can’t handle being constantly reminded that I don’t know what I am doing. I act like I do. I make it look like I do. But I don’t. So yeah. One ticket to anywhere but here. One-way, please.
People forgive, but they never forget. Wait a...
Fuck.
Fact: we only dream of what we know. Our dreams...
madamemonster:
lifescandy-:
stfuskank:
I found this out a while ago - sheer madness.
I dunno. I swear I’ve made up people before in my dreams. Also do monsters count as things we’ve seen before in our lives?
Every girl is on the hunt for "Mr. Right"...
You know the requirements for Mr. Right
Handsome
Charming
Has money
Brings flowers
Always agrees with you
Wants children
Watches chick-flicks
Cooks
Likes shopping
Good in bed
Has nice friends
Funny
Smart
Sensitive
Blah blah blah, etc. etc. But what fun is that? Everyone needs someone to disagree with. If one is not always challenged with the opposing opinion, they will grow too fond...
When I'm on Facebook ..
see a picture of your friends without you:
some bitch writes on your crushes wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:
Bitch?
That’s my name. I wish it would wear out…
