Ashley Scene Queen
There is actually a girl on facebook with that name. WTF does she think this is, MySpace??
So apparently you can take lighters through...
Woo! Now I don’t have to buy one when I get to the gates!
I'm so bad at packing for trips.
Most people are like, “Oh I’ll be there for 6 days, I have to plan 6 outfits” and I’m over here like “BRING ALL THE CLOTHES!!!”
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms like damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
Bikini Waxing: Failed.
It doesn’t really hurt, it’s just hard as fuck to do on yourself. You have to get the EXACT right amount. If you get too much it just globs up and doesn’t remove the hair. If you do too little, it removes the hair in awkward little patches. Not to mention the bikini area is sort of difficult to reach and look at so sometimes you put the paper strip on half of the wax you applied....
Zombies in florida?
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
I’m bored. Shall we converse?
Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you if you...
byeproductivity: Eat some motherfuckin’ carrots.
What's Up With "Assume" and "Presume"?